COCKY SPICE

Yeah you did!!

May 2, 2008 · 1 Comment

“I ordered my single malt scotch at one bar, but they had run out of glasses and the bartender handed me my drink in a wine glass. But I’m not gay. Hmmmmmm ? “
  ”It’s about what straight men supposedly do that gay men don’t. “Real” men don’t drink wine… gay men do!”
“I dont drink wine, dont have gay friends, dont care about traveling”

 

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Happy B-DAY SHIT BRICKS!

May 2, 2008 · 2 Comments

Yo I been putting in work since I been five B !!! Born into a mexican jewish family just made me want to hustle and punch niggas out. So I joined a gang in middle school and started getting real buck slapin teachers gettin brains in the girls locker room while the others Ho’s was watching . In my pre teens I started listing to punk and wearing  girls jeans and doing spin kicks going on tour living the life ya dig!!

I was getting so trill I had to drop out of high-school, it was just getting to hard banging every lil scene girl from Thousand oaks to Santa Monica . But now that I am grown and got fat and chill real hard I pass my sloppy seconds around to the homies and trust they mad sloppy son. Anyways it is my B-day so buy me some weed or a tall can pleaseeeeeeeeeee and if not I will punch you..

 

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