Well it seems another crazy girl has moved in downstairs from N.Y.C , bringing all types of new life to the art of staying home every night and trying to pretend I have a social life these days… well at least she speaks in weird voices and knows how to clap… 

New wall cracken off in downtown….

DUCK DIVING IS NOT A FRIENDLY GAME… BEWARE

YOOO young afro spice here..well at-least afro spice for the 70’s summer party night at the playboy mansion. So when my man was doing his thing on his lil vacation I won some modeling contest..actually it was just a pie eating contest but because of it I got to go to the mansion and chill with all Hef’s hoes and eat some ill sushi in the grotto. It was really quite nice..met some really beautiful people as well as some straight up overly done hollywood freaks and your occasional tweaked out porn star wearing a horrible velvet meshed blue bikini talking about hows shes still sore from the movie night before…well youll see for yourself from the pics..I guess it was exactly what you would expect…

X-GAMES, So made it out to the DCMA X-Games party last week ..good times,wasted, lots of donkys and C-listers doing their thing, some famous people in the mix like three 6 mafia getting down and even lil Hilton was there.Some hip hop spray artists were running around with their shirts off like they were in Cancun and everything was rolling smoothly till our first celebrity D-list encounter went down out side the club with Anna from MTV’s Maui Fever..chick tried to get a little to hyphy when served with a compliment and almost had 2 donks from strongisland put the ghetto stomp on them and then some unidentified flying objects came flying at them outta the mix…followed by more hip hop spray artists taking their shirts off at them in the fever of the night…word to the gutta.

On the east coast fat dudes eat cake…

HAELER x Skate All Cities collabo decks.  They are going for $55 SHIPPED. Get yours today before they run out cause there’s only about 40 of them left from this run! onlinestore